This is not, I repeat, not, a mockumentary. Admit it: When you heard there was a documentary about the actor David Arquette, who starred in the "Scream" movies, and his involvement in the predetermined-outcome world of professional wrestling, you thought, "Fake documentary. Silly stuff."
But "You Cannot Kill David Arquette" - the title achieves some gut-wrenching significance late in the film - is an unexpected surprise, an emotional and revealing look at the exploits and inside the mind of someone you likely never gave much thought to before.
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