If I had two of me, I could attend the Cultural Diversity Training and the Community Outreach at Merle Manders this Thursday. I could get all my laundry and yard work completed, and still go for nine holes at Little Mountain Golf Club.

I could get my weekend sanity sleep, and still make Sunday services. I could attend the mandatory meetings from my mother ship, and still not miss any of the cool stuff going on here in Henry County. What's even better, I could send the clone to the meetings where verbal diarrhea keeps the meeting going long after the brains have shut down.

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