Tired of reading the opinions of some columnist you don't agree with? Then use this handy mad lib and rant up your very own partisan diatribe!
How does it work, you ask? It's based on the simple principal that a successful election time opinion column has very little to do with quality writing and the art of logic. You're preaching to the converted here, so a rubber stamp clich? including a few bits of your own two cents is just what the doctor ordered.
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