The economy is in tatters and folks are sour. Thank goodness there's always one thing to cheer us up: male bashing.
Why do men mow the lawn with electric mowers? So they can find their way back to the house. How did the man lose 95 percent of his smarts? His wife died. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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