Grunto the caveman walks through the dark, wet chambers of his favorite cave, holding a crude torch above his head and searching the ceiling for any new marks made since his last visit. He is unafraid of the bats and eyeless bugs that share this space with him. In his search for new information, there is no time for this cave-dweller to be prissy.

Up ahead are the last drawings and scribbles he saw, and just past them... something new. What's that? Two bulls and a bear, with eight straight lines underneath? Sound the alarm! Grunto turns and runs from the cave, his torch leaking fire that smolders in his long hair. It is essential that he share this information with anyone that will hear his wordless utterances.

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