Maybe if I concentrate hard enough I can make a laser shoot out of my eyes at this woman's head. This is what I'm thinking in the customer service line at the grocery store. Nine years ago I got in line behind this woman and now she's made best friends with the cashier and they're taking turns reading from the Magna Carta. People should try being a little less friendly in the interest of efficiency.

It's my fault that I'm even in the customer service line. I'm here to cash in my Mega Millions ticket for the mega sum of $3. Something is wrong though, because I thought I was supposed to be collecting $75 million. There must be some kind of mistake!

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